I am currently wearing Eau De Mustard. Yep...I smell like mustard and am proud of it!
See, there's this thing about living in the south...you cannot go into your yard barefoot or you will come out with bloody nubs where your feet once were due to the fire ants. Now, I know this and I don't normally walk in our yard at all. But I was finishing up the detailing of my SUV of Stink - vacuuming, wiping down the leather, the dash, and getting all the nooks and crannies clean. Well, I was done and went to wind up the cord of the vacuum, which was setting just off the driveway in the yard. Then I felt the little stings. I swear I must have stepped on an actual hill because there were at least 20 of them on my feet. I swipe them away as fast as I can, run to the kitchen and slather my feet in hand sanitizer...why, because it's what was handy.
I went back out, finished up winding up cords, closed the garage door, came in the house and immediately took two benadryl. See, when I get bit by these ants, the bites swell up huge to the size of dimes and then they turn into these little fluid filled bubbles the next day. They itch like mad and last for weeks and actually leave scars on me. :-( After downing the Benadryl, I jumped in the shower because I was a sweaty, stinky and now itchy mess.