Need Will! Anyone seen Will Power around? If so, please send him my way. I need him to hang around for a bit since I'm unable to have Phil. Phil is a whore and wants a $250 administrative program fee. Really Phil...you're such a sell-out! It's not like I haven't already had the surgery. Now all I need is maintainence, so what is this $250 program fee getting me?
I think Phil is friends with Murphy...you know, that guy that made that one law. Otherwise we could only assume there is some strange cosmic alignment occuring that Phil would require that kind of money at the same time Murphy blew into town.
So, Will...Will Power...please report to my front door. Accomodations are ready for you. Thanks!